| 2004 Drinking Calendar | |||||||||
| Just in case you're looking for a reason…. | |||||||||
| Print it, Post it, Live it… | |||||||||
| APRIL 2004 | |||||||||
| 1 | April Fools' Day; drink, get drunk, look at stupid people and laugh. | ||||||||
| 4 | Palm Sunday and Daylight Savings Time Begins; distill your own moonshine with palm leaves, drink quick since we lose an hour. | ||||||||
| 5 | Passover Begins at Sundown; don't pass-over the beers ! | ||||||||
| 8 | Good Friday Eve Annual Drinking Festivities; just not a Good Friday without a bad hangover. | ||||||||
| 9 | Good Friday and 100th day of the year; 100 beers to celebrate the last Friday without meat. | ||||||||
| 11 | Easter Sunday; here's the Easter rabbit hooray, the happy Easter rabbit hooray… BLAM!!! | ||||||||
| 15 | Tax Day; go ahead, drink one more beer before you race at the speed of light, trying to make it to the post office before midnight. | ||||||||
| 16 | Jeff "the Bull" Reed's Birthday | ||||||||
| 19 | New Moon on Monday….. And the firedance through the night | ||||||||
| 20 | Kelly Bramble's Birthday | ||||||||
| 21 | Administrative Professionals Day; okay it's Secretaries day. Let them buy you a beer if they want. | ||||||||
| 22 | Earth Day; save a tree, drink a beer | ||||||||
| 23 | Running of the Rodents Day; sponsored by Coors Light, losers go into the beer. Drink one for Shelley, It's her Birthday ! |
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| 25 | National Arbor Day; drink beer and plant trees, or drink trees and plant beer… whatever floats your boat. | ||||||||
| 27 | Freedom Day (South Africa); free beer, free beer !!! | ||||||||
| 28 | Kool Keith goes 1 year Stroke Free; insert drunken smart-as comment here. | ||||||||