2003 Drinking Calendar
Just in case
you’re looking for a reason. Print it,
post it, live it, add to it if you want!
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April 5: |
Mr.
Brian Hughes housewarming party! Plus it's Daylight Savings Time, since we
lose an hour we must drink faster! |
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April 10: |
100th
day of the year? Celebrate making this far on one liver, with a Hooter's wing
and beer party! April 10th rocks! |
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April 12: |
Mr.
Reed turns 35, so we all must drink a beer for each year he's been here (see,
it rhymes!!) |
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April 13: |
Palm
Sunday; I hear you can distill palm leaves and make a good moonshine!! worth trying out. |
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April 17: |
Good
Friday Eve Party at Timothy's |
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April 18: |
Good
Friday; no more Lent, let's drink ! |
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April 19: |
Have
some more beer while we clean our weapons in preparation for the rabbit. "Here's the Easter Rabbit Hooray! The Happy Easter Rabbit Hooray!!" |
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April 22: |
Earth
Day; make the earth a better place, have some beer |
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April 23: |
Secretaries
Day; what the hell, let them buy you a beer or two! |
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April 25: |
National
Arbor Day; save a tree? drink some beer. |
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April 26: |
Citywide
Luau, Wilmington Loop; "Hey, let's all get lei'd!" |
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April 27: |
Freedom
Day ( |
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May 3: |
Close
enough to Cinco de Mayo, close enough to beer. Official Chesapeake Inn deck opening; drink
some beer, fall into water. Ike rocks the Logan House/Cinco
de Mayo Crawl in |
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May 4: |
Point-to-Point;
sort of like an outdoor around the world party with horsies. |
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May 5: |
Cinco de Mayo, 'nuff said. |
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May 10: |
Mother's
Day Eve; what better way to show mom how much you care than to visit her with
a substantial hangover. And what better way to create a substantial hangover
than to go see Laughing Colors at the Bottle & Cork, |
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May 17: |
Because
it only comes once a year, so let's have a toast. |
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May 19: |
Victoria
Day; one day a year we can all act Canadian, Eh! Yet another reason to down a
few. |
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May 21: |
New
Liver Day; time for a replacement. Get your new liver ready for summer; break
it in with a pint. |
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May 23: |
Beach
house officially opens, need I say more?? |
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May 24-26: |
Memorial
Day Weekend, summer officially begins, what else to
do but get tanked. |
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May 29: |
Ascension
Day; I have no idea but it sounds like a drunk must have come up with it. |
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June 1: |
First
Dover NASCAR race, for those who are going, it's a natural drunk fest; for
the rest of us, we'll find other means of getting whacked. |
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June 4: |
Chinese
Dragon Boat Festival; oh come on, we gotta be drunk for that
! |
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June 14: |
Flag
Day + Full Moon = fall on your face in a puddle of your own yak! |
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June 15: |
Father's
Day; suck some suds with good ol' Pop! Gina’s
Birthday! |
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June 20-22: |
Sara’s
First Dewey Weekend! And to celebrate the 1st day of summer, do
you think it will still be raining? |
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June 21: |
The
actual first day of summer; don't forget to raise your glass to toast at |
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June 24: |
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June 27-28-29-30: |
A
tradition; Canal Day weekend at |
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July 1: |
better be Molson just to be on the safe side, never piss off
a Canuck. |
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July 3: |
The
pinnacle of bus trips; Jimmy Buffett at Merriweather. No details needed, this will be ugly. |
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July 4-6: |
July
4 weekend, 'nuff said. See if you can yak red, white and blue !! |
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July 8: |
Probably
time for another new liver, so one last shot to kill the old one before
surgery. |
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July 9: |
Lauren's
Glorious Birthday; one beer, two beers, three beers, more beers! |
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July 17: |
Best
of |
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July 19: |
200th
day of the year, celebrate naked with 200 of your closest friends and beer.
39 Mariner back for a repeat performance at the |
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July 27: |
Jose Celso Barbosa's Birthday; no
idea who that is but if |
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July-August
? |
at some point a Red Eye's Dock Bar Bikini Sunday trip is
in order. Waiting for summer entertainment schedule to make plans. |
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August 9: |
International
Indigenous People's Day; sounds like a party to me ! |
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August 16: |
Beach
house weekend to celebrate the unparalleled births of Hughes, Andee and Kool Keith? yes, this could be another very ugly weekend. |
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August 23: |
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Sept 1: |
Labor
Day; end of summer blowout! |
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Sept 7: |
Father's
Day in |
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Sept 21: |
NASCAR
@ Dover Part II; just in case the first one didn't kill you, there's always
the 2nd one to throw the knockout punch. |
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Sept 23: |
Actual
end of summer and beginning of autumn, drink colorful beer. |
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Octobeer 13: |
Columbus
Day/Cheri's Birthday; pizza and beer for all to celebrate!! |
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Octobeer 16: |
National
Boss' Day; Yea Right!! ok, buy your boss some beer, he passes out, you go home
early. |
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Octobeer 24: |
United
Nations Day; get tanked and make fun that we ignored them and kicked |
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Octobeer 25: |
Halloween
Loop, get your costumes ready |
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Octobeer 26: |
Daylight
savings time ends; an extra hour to drink beer! |
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Octobeer 31: |
Halloween!! get ugly, drink
beer, get uglier. |
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Nov. 4: |
Election
Day; vote for your favorite brew? but taste test
them all before you vote, your vote counts !! |
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Nov. 11: |
Veterans
Day; remember those who fought for our freedom, get drunk, throw up on their
shoes, pass out. |
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Nov. 19: |
Discovery
of Puerto Rico Day; how hard could that be?? About as hard as it is to get
drunk, let's show them how easy it can be with a little practice. |
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Nov. 26: |
Night
before Thanksgiving; traditional trip to AJ's bar because it just
wouldn't be Thanksgiving if the sight of turkey didn't make us sick. |
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Nov. 27: |
Thanksgiving;
beer, football, more beer, more football, eat too much, chum, fall on floor? what? that doesn't happen at your
house too?? |
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Dec. 22: |
Winter
begins, halfway to summer, let's chug! |
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Dec. 24-25 |
Christmas:
'nuff said |
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Dec. 26: |
Kwanzaa,
Boxing Day? how many more reasons could you have in
one day to drink?? |
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Dec 31: |
New
Years Eve already???? Gotta’ drink to that |